Today's Gemini Love Horoscope
One-to-one affairs leave much to be desired, with psychological battles and power struggles going on behind the scenes. If you're trying to gain control over someone then you'll end up with nowt, or maybe a close companion's playing games with you?
About Today's Gemini Love Horoscope
Is it true what they say about Dixie? Well, dear, if delicious Dixie is a gorgeous Gemini, then the answer is in the affirmative! These lads and lasses are luscious live-wires, making Battersea Power Station not worth a light! They're such bright sparks that you may need to get out the goggles when one oscillates into your orbit, and if you're feeling down in the dumps, they can stir you up so much you'll soon be feeling bright and breezy again (Virgos will be feeling sick), as they whizz you round their Mercurial blenders of the brain. (You won't need a swizzle stick to set you spinning like a cherry in the cocktail of life.) Geminis are ruled by that mischievous midget Mercury, messenger of the gods, so they function faster than the speed of light. Even when they're tucked up in bed with a barrow load of books (they rarely do one thing at a time, so it could be your lucky night!), their brains will be operating overtime, not only reading but also assimilating all sorts of schemes and schedules, ironing out the incidents of the day and taking notes for their new novels. Communication is at the heart of the Mercurial matter for these garrulous Geminis. Their intellectual Airy element, wedded with mentally-motivated Mercury, means that they're compelled to communicate in every way they can wangle. (See those smoke signals emanating from upstairs? It's a Gemini saving on phone bills.) That means they'll chatter on like chimps at a tea party (but they're brainy enough not to natter on about now't - although many of 'em can't resist a good gossip!), get real writer's cramp, tied tongues and housemaid's knee. (Better not ask why!) To make matters worse (though a Gemini would say it was better), you may have noticed that there are two of these Mercurial mortals inside each Gemini. (Is that why you're lying down, dear?)
This is the sign of the Twins, so every Gemini you know is actually a dynamic
duo, all on their own. It doesn't mean they're schizophrenic, orJekyll and Hyde
folk, but just that their moods can change in the twinkling of an eye, or they
can feel happy but hopeless at the same time. And if you think that sounds
tiring, imagine how they feel! If it's liveliness, looks and loquaciousness
you're after, then ferret no further than Today's Gemini Love Horoscope. With Mercury, his rapid ruler, motivating him, you can't go wrong. Well, you can, of course! This chap can weave a cocoon of charm about you that'll get you gasping. Then just when you've decided to grasp, and not gasp, he'll rush off, all set to stun someone else. If you want him to stay in one place (your place, that is!) for more than a moment, you've got to be fascinating and funny enough to bait his brilliant brain. You see, all Twins are on the search for someone scintillating, and when they find folk who fit the bill, they're pleased as punch. Gemini girls are equally eager to bourree about with pootchy pals. They're usually not quite the Casanovettes that some of their Mercurian male counterparts can be, but even so they'll flirt and fluster a ticker or two.
Unless there are more familial factors elsewhere in the chart, Geminis aren't all that keen on bringing up babies. They're captivated by kids, and can talk to them for hours, but bawling bundles of joy often leave 'em cold. (And damp.)
Get out the groundsheet because you're going to need it, but don't take the wellies unless you're a foot fetishist, or you feel like a good giggle. If you plan to keep the pulse-rate of your Puckish partner pounding away like a Geminian generator, you can't be backward in coming forward in the sexual stakes, when the chips are down. But you must do it in a subtle, slightly sneaky way. You see, the Twins can find sex just the teensy weensiest bit boring. Doing the same old things Friday night after Friday night can drive them to distraction - or aim 'em like an arrow into the arms of another amour. So if you want to keep a magical Mercurian champing at your bit (horses for courses?), you must be like Big Ben and ring the changes. Canoodle in the coal shed (but make sure it's not delivery day), dally in the dahlias (watch out for woodlice) or whisk 'em off to Whitley Bay to have your wicked way. (Don't forget to pack your bucket and spade.) In fact, do anything but the expected, and you won't go far wrong. Forget all those myths about Geminians being cold-hearted creatures. (Don't confuse coolness and commitment where hardhearted Hannah's are concerned!) They just express their emotions in an Airy way, which is with a good dash of logic and rationality added to the romantic recipe. But they can still be swept away by passion with the perfect partner.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed about Today's Gemini Love Horoscope (and with the Twins they probably have got four arms), so if you're about to get involved with a minxy Mercurian, it's no good expecting to be unable to open your front door for the piles of posies propped against it. There may not even be so much as a single snowdrop. (The Twins never seem to think of these things at the time.) Because they're attracted by brains more than bodies, they can tie their noddles in knots (must be a Virgo about) trying to understand themselves sometimes. This is one of the signs of bisexuality, and often Twins find folk fascinating first, then think about their sex second. Many Mercurians are trapped within the confines of what society says is acceptable, and they've never been able to bring out their bisexuality. Other Twins can be wholly heterosexual, but still feel very deeply for folk of their own sex. It can mean they agonize for hours about what's happening, but it's actually only them being genuinely Geminian. If you want to titillate a Twin, here's a hint. The best bedside reading for these Airy amours is a copy of the Kama Sutra. (Rush out and get a copy now!) They can curl up in bed (then they'll ask you why you're there too - say you climbed up the drainpipe) and read about the theory. Then the pair of you can put it into practice. Goodnight!
That is what today's gemini love horoscope is all about.
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